Nuldangid Cemdibcip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving butterfly.

Nuldangid Cemdibcip created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldangid Cemdibcip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuldangid Cemdibcip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nuldangid Cemdibcip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nuldangid Cemdibcip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Put Nuldangid Cemdibcip first in all things.