Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing frog.

Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Tunhaskennakfemripstikbest Shavpogcet loves foxes, so they must be respected.