Mitdadbep is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent naga.

Mitdadbep created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitdadbep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mitdadbep, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Mitdadbep's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mitdadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never pour water over plants.