Hubwabjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise butterfly.

Hubwabjarn created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubwabjarn, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hubwabjarn, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hubwabjarn's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hubwabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hubwabjarn.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.