Tailrippan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate crab.

Tailrippan created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrippan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailrippan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tailrippan's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tailrippan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about special relativity.