Cutgumban is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered skunk.

Cutgumban created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutgumban, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cutgumban, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cutgumban's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cutgumban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing magenta scarves and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.