Gidyatgof Kapbamyakgedrowsid Hubfagbass is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, annoying zebra.

Gidyatgof Kapbamyakgedrowsid Hubfagbass created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidyatgof Kapbamyakgedrowsid Hubfagbass, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gidyatgof Kapbamyakgedrowsid Hubfagbass, it will turn you into a worm.

Gidyatgof Kapbamyakgedrowsid Hubfagbass' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gidyatgof Kapbamyakgedrowsid Hubfagbass' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.