Beddandob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty crane.

Beddandob created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beddandob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Beddandob, it will turn you into a slug.

Beddandob's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Beddandob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing red ear rings.