Komdudstaf Dusskamdap Vaggartik is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless human.

Komdudstaf Dusskamdap Vaggartik created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Komdudstaf Dusskamdap Vaggartik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Komdudstaf Dusskamdap Vaggartik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Komdudstaf Dusskamdap Vaggartik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Komdudstaf Dusskamdap Vaggartik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Never eat green fruit.