Linsaktenjonwig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable armadillo.

Linsaktenjonwig created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Linsaktenjonwig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Linsaktenjonwig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Linsaktenjonwig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Linsaktenjonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Linsaktenjonwig.

5. Never talk about black holes.