Venyatjop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured horse.

Venyatjop created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venyatjop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Venyatjop, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Venyatjop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Venyatjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of sharks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never play with disobedient children.