Legtuntail is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm butterfly.

Legtuntail created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legtuntail, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legtuntail, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Legtuntail's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Legtuntail's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Legtuntail.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Legtuntail loves otters, so they must be honoured.