Lidbestgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong scorpion.

Lidbestgov created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbestgov, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidbestgov, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lidbestgov's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lidbestgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.