Quimnibzig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing ant.

Quimnibzig created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimnibzig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quimnibzig, he will remove you from existence.

Quimnibzig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quimnibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Run away if five mites approach from the south.

3. Do not take Quimnibzig's name in vain.

4. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.

5. Fast once a month.