Zedxuckgub Geddubtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil eagle.

Zedxuckgub Geddubtetti created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedxuckgub Geddubtetti, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedxuckgub Geddubtetti, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zedxuckgub Geddubtetti's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zedxuckgub Geddubtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.