Dimmetyok is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm crow.

Dimmetyok created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dimmetyok, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimmetyok, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dimmetyok's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dimmetyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Never wear violet kilts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. You must pray to Dimmetyok seven times a day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.