Armfemman is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited finch.

Armfemman created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Armfemman, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Armfemman, it will turn you into a frog.

Armfemman's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Armfemman's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never paint your chest brown.

4. Never think about dark matter near voles while wearing red dresses and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

5. Feed all hungry whales.