Xengondum is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless fly.

Xengondum created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xengondum, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xengondum, he will strike you with lightening.

Xengondum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Xengondum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not take Xengondum's name in vain.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.