Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonest human.

Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about gravity near seals while wearing brown ear rings and balancing five carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Put Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg first in all things.

4. You must pray to Binhanfub Tadrigtit Fonfligbeg three times a day.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.