Fedbogdim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever gorilla.

Fedbogdim created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fedbogdim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedbogdim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fedbogdim's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fedbogdim's Holy Commandments

1. Fedbogdim loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.