Fadriglak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Fadriglak created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadriglak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadriglak, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fadriglak's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fadriglak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Always obey Fadriglak's priests.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never laugh in holy places.