Tennibtar is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest rat.

Tennibtar created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tennibtar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tennibtar, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tennibtar's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tennibtar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tennibtar.

5. You must love Tennibtar.