Flagyarwab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane hare.

Flagyarwab created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagyarwab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flagyarwab, he will laugh at you.

Flagyarwab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flagyarwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing violet jumpers and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.