Lin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tranquil yak.

Lin created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lin, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Lin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.