Cenrenyat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless alligator.

Cenrenyat created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenrenyat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenrenyat, she will turn you into a duck.

Cenrenyat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cenrenyat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven great tits approach from the west.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.