Vanbudafsugwonrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited swan.

Vanbudafsugwonrag created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbudafsugwonrag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vanbudafsugwonrag, it will turn you into a worm.

Vanbudafsugwonrag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Vanbudafsugwonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about special relativity near voles while wearing fawn scarves.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help foxes.