Hivgodflan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable fairy.

Hivgodflan created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivgodflan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivgodflan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivgodflan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hivgodflan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always help birds.

5. Never look at planets.