Fadkenstig is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, two-faced horse.

Fadkenstig created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadkenstig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fadkenstig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fadkenstig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fadkenstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed pineapples to grasshopers while wearing blue dresses.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention snails.