Binyatdissgess is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil alligator.

Binyatdissgess created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binyatdissgess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Binyatdissgess, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Binyatdissgess' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Binyatdissgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.