Niltardod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating dog.

Niltardod created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Niltardod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Niltardod, it will turn you into a rock.

Niltardod's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Niltardod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Niltardod.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Hide if four tapirs approach from the east.