Flatgidfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty warg.

Flatgidfoss created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flatgidfoss, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flatgidfoss, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flatgidfoss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flatgidfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Worship no other gods but Flatgidfoss.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.