Cissdapveen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, idiotic goat.

Cissdapveen created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cissdapveen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cissdapveen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cissdapveen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cissdapveen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never jump near cats.

5. Do not wear white clothing.