Ingvoghubdag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous raccoon.

Ingvoghubdag created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingvoghubdag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ingvoghubdag, he will turn you into a worm.

Ingvoghubdag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ingvoghubdag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ingvoghubdag.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ingvoghubdag.
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