Fittetticep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy rat.

Fittetticep created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fittetticep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fittetticep, it will turn you into a dog.

Fittetticep's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fittetticep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always obey Fittetticep's priests.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never skip near dolphins.