Niggonjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical lizard.

Niggonjen created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggonjen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Niggonjen, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Niggonjen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Niggonjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.
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