Bundoncatgud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy sheep.

Bundoncatgud created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bundoncatgud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bundoncatgud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bundoncatgud's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bundoncatgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the west.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.