Gamsinsan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, capable yak.

Gamsinsan created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamsinsan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamsinsan, he will come to you in dreams.

Gamsinsan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gamsinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.