Nurlakbep Sasnarcud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy butterfly.

Nurlakbep Sasnarcud created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlakbep Sasnarcud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurlakbep Sasnarcud, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurlakbep Sasnarcud's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nurlakbep Sasnarcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must love Nurlakbep Sasnarcud.