Wikgupfot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring cat.

Wikgupfot created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgupfot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wikgupfot, she will turn you into a goat.

Wikgupfot's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wikgupfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near snails while wearing white kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never paint your legs purple.