Vonkbudcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent camel.

Vonkbudcap created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkbudcap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vonkbudcap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vonkbudcap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vonkbudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing yellow boots.