Gat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty deer.

Gat created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never look at moons.
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