Gat is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty
deer.
Gat created gold three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gat, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Gat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Gat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Gat's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gat in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Never look at moons.