Cinrakmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast duck.

Cinrakmit created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinrakmit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cinrakmit, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cinrakmit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cinrakmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never skip near frogs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about comets.