Sakfarnighot is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, all-powerful dryad.

Sakfarnighot created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfarnighot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sakfarnighot, she will laugh at you.

Sakfarnighot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sakfarnighot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Sakfarnighot loves sheep, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.