Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, pitiless dingo.

Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis' most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear green skirts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not keep six eagles in a large pit.

5. Worship no other gods but Ripcaphitpongabtadxuck Fumbonkanfadflis.