Bunbepbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage swallow.

Bunbepbiss created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbepbiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bunbepbiss, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bunbepbiss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bunbepbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing violet coats.

3. Bunbepbiss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if three foxes approach from the west.