Flytettiarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring ant.

Flytettiarp created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flytettiarp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flytettiarp, she will destroy your home planet.

Flytettiarp's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flytettiarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to music.