Latomtgil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, slow armadillo.

Latomtgil created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latomtgil, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Latomtgil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Latomtgil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Latomtgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not take Latomtgil's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. You must love Latomtgil.