Nadpidbimwanjigpop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, dishonest fox.

Nadpidbimwanjigpop created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadpidbimwanjigpop, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadpidbimwanjigpop, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nadpidbimwanjigpop's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nadpidbimwanjigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear orange.