Fudnilnan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless unicorn.

Fudnilnan created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fudnilnan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fudnilnan, she will turn you into a rock.

Fudnilnan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fudnilnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.