Zogsab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong shark.

Zogsab created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogsab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zogsab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zogsab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Zogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zogsab's name in vain.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Hide from gray tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not stand on grass.