Gemvonkdum is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless dryad.

Gemvonkdum created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemvonkdum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gemvonkdum, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gemvonkdum's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gemvonkdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.